so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
im having a threesome with these popsicles
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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