Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
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