Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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