Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
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This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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