Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
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I forgot how hot balto sounded
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
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Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize