omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
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I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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