I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
two words: eviction party
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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