I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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