Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
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hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
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I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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