Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
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He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
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I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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