if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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