Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
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is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
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I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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