R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
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