Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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