We tried having a conversation with our noses.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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