I love black thongs
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
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If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
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My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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