therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
We got so high we made milksteak
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
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Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
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I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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