Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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