AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
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