Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
You are a genius and a whore.
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