Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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