OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
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Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
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So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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