Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
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He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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