i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
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Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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