just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
She bit a glass in half.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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