If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
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'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
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I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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