why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
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Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
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