oh fat girl friday strikes again...
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
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it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
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You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
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