and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
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