I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
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lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
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I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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