you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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