I need help removing her.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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