So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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