Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
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I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
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you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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