I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
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You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
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So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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