so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
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I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
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I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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