i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
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Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
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It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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