Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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