Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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