did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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