I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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