How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
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Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
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I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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