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Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I'm both gender and math confused
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