i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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