Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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