I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
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Just invented taco cereal.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
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she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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