He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
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Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
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I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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