I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
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I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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