He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
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I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
We are all done wearing pants today
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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