the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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