I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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