There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
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Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
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You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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