Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
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just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
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There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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