Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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